So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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