Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
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