that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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