I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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