As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Are these your boobs on my camera?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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