She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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