i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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