Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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