I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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