No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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