their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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