where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Randomize
