I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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