too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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