Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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