just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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