I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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