I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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