I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
She told me I should be a condom model.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
wow bdsm is so cute
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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