IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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