There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
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