I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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