'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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