He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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