I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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