Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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