Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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