Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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