The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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