Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it wasn't lemon gatorade
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
my penis made a compromise with my morals
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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