Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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