You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize