im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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