Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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