I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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