just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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