...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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