your room smells of hookers.
And success
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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