it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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