I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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