And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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