There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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