I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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