these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Randomize
