what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
