i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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