I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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