talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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