benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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