so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I don't deserve a penis
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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