apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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