Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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