11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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