Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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